1. My Boss - "We don't really have any good snacks here." while holding a bag of almonds and a bag of pistachios.
Me - "Just your basic nut snacks." nut sacks
2. A pickle on the side of my sandwich wrapped in some kind of wax paper.
Me - "They sure do wrap their pickles." condoms
2 comments:
hahahahha i would have laughed out loud but im at work so i smiled really big and probably looked like a freak!
GOOD ONES!
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